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i write about what goes on in my life. i write about things i think are funny. i write nonsense. i write about bodily functions.

i have a boyfriend/husband named nathan who loves video games. we get along great. about 7% of the time. any percentage greater is purely a curious statistical anomaly.
aww i love nate!

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aside from courageous nathan, our main characters include:
oh. and i teach dance and like accounting. the end.

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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
baby beluga in the the deep blue sea

ughhhh i have been having awful stomach aches lately. they are so awfullllll. i just want to mope around and whinnnneeeee. i have no idea why the stomachache gods are punishing me. maybe because i have a steady diet* of cereal and mint chocolate chip ice cream, but i doubt it. stupid stomachache gods.

a little background on the story: i teach 3 & 4 year olds dance and we sometimes learn songs to go with the dance. this week we were learning "baby baluga" and i assumed most of the girls wouldn't know what a 'beluga' was, so we were starting off a discussion about whales.

me: "does anyone know what a whale is?" (expecting 'lives in the ocean', 'is big', 'swims', etc)
little girl: "a mammal?"

my internship is about to be over - next thursday (aug. 9th) is it! this is the part where they decide whether they liked me enough to invite me back (aka job offer), so its kind of scary. but not really. because i don't want to do anything with my life and would probably be secretly happy if i didn't get hired anywhere. then i could lounge around and be all like 'it's not my fault no one will hire me!'

* is 'steady diet' an oxymoron?

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