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about smartcookie

i write about what goes on in my life. i write about things i think are funny. i write nonsense. i write about bodily functions.

i have a boyfriend/husband named nathan who loves video games. we get along great. about 7% of the time. any percentage greater is purely a curious statistical anomaly.
aww i love nate!

and as our story progresses, you may wonder who i'm talking about.

aside from courageous nathan, our main characters include:
oh. and i teach dance and like accounting. the end.

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not martha
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design sponge
steamy kitchen
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the superficial
go fug yourself
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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

I don't know if i've ever mentioned nate and my alarm setting procedure. Here are three out of the FIVE alarms that are set each night.

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Monday, March 19, 2007
Intestinal Drooping Emergency Support

so i found out that i can post pictures from my phone just by texting go@blogger.com. how awesome is that? so you can look forward to seeing many more crappy pictures from me. until i get the bill and find out i'm being charged $10 per posting. i should read the fine print. but who does that?

so its march* and spring break is over and i'm miserable to be going back to school. :(

at the same time, i don't want to graduate.

basically, all i want to do is live on campus and not go to class forever. and ever.

*i googled "define: ides" because isn't there a saying about the 'ides of march'? google tells me that ides means the 13th or 15th of the month and that march was considered a "perilous month for caesar"**. so i guess we're past the ides. ides also means "illinois department of employment security", and international disaster emergency service. i consider march to be a perilous month for me as well.

** i used to have two hermit crabs, named caesar and brutus (we were learning about Shakespeare in English, ok?) and i guess they really aren't meant to live together (hence the hermit) because caesar ate brutus. which i thought was ironic.

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odd jobs indeed

BJ's odd jobs? and can i also note that it says "24 hour service" on the bottom?

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007
peanut-butter stirring manager.

i found this cool (well cool in the way that accountants say cool) prioritizer thingy on CNN Money.com. its supposed to be for your financial goals, but you can use it to prioritize any tough decisions, such as 'what should i do with my life', 'what should i have for dinner' or 'which boyfriend should i go out with tonight'. here are my results:

1. Build homes
2. Take trip to the moon
3. Be an accountant
4. Walk to California
5. Grow garlic for a living
6. Join the circus
7. Become a truck driver
8. Work in a peanut-butter plant
9. Go on vacation, but not be able to come back ever
10. Become an orthodontist

so obviously, going to orthodontic school is my lowest priority. duh.

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Friday, March 09, 2007
what i will be studying over spring break

rap battle pointers.

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Monday, March 05, 2007
i just like the word grapple

so yeah.. the re-arranging of letters (aka: anagram madness) returns:

step #1: short statement

step #2: add another word

step #3: small modification

step #4: almost there!
almost done!

finished product!! i USED ALL THE LETTERS!! so what if it makes no sense and involves HIV humor. so what if i could technically add letters and no one would know.
and again...

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Friday, March 02, 2007
my tuition put to good use

welcome to kinesiology class.

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