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about smartcookie

i write about what goes on in my life. i write about things i think are funny. i write nonsense. i write about bodily functions.

i have a boyfriend/husband named nathan who loves video games. we get along great. about 7% of the time. any percentage greater is purely a curious statistical anomaly.
aww i love nate!

and as our story progresses, you may wonder who i'm talking about.

aside from courageous nathan, our main characters include:
oh. and i teach dance and like accounting. the end.

people i read

oh joy
seth godin
not martha
ikea hacker
ad goodness
oh happy day
design sponge
steamy kitchen
a softer world
the superficial
go fug yourself
marmaduke explained

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Friday, January 18, 2008
i heart the honey thing

every since i read this post at the sneeze, i can't stop thinking about the Honey Thing. it really is post's chosen mascot of their cereal. The Honey Thing is centerstage, representing honey bunches of oats. no cute little animated character, no cartoon man, just the Honey Stick Thing.

i've never actually used such a utensil, but it is now one of my life goals to own a Honey Stick Thing so that i can.. well, so i can use it i guess. to put honey on my cereal? i guess? i imagine it would be a really good pretend microphone for when i sing in the kitchen. cause the hair brush is not cutting it.

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the year in cities - 2007

starting a new tradition (after seeing it here)... the list will be short this year because i didn't do much traveling (being a college student and stuff). the rules: cities only count if you stay for 1+ night and you can't include cities in the county where you live most of the year.

albany, ny
new york city, ny
sardinia, ny (uh.. not exactly a 'city')
west haverstraw, ny

wow i'm so boring. 2008 will definitely be more exciting!

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how i know i'm getting over my cold

+ my stomach, which up until this morning balked at anything other than grapefruits, breads/cereal or water, downed two huge bowls of minestrone and is currently enjoying brownie batter.

+ i can breathe through both nostrils AT THE SAME TIME!!

+ i realized that signing up for a 9am inline skating class could only sound good to someone suffering from cold medicine-induced dementia.

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Monday, January 14, 2008
ok, last link for today, i swear

thank you to sara's sister for this video.

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possibly the best game ever

thanks to my boyfriend and his hard-working co-workers, i have been playing this awful, horrible game. where you slay boyscouts. with a lawnmower. and its AWESOME.

do it. stagknight 2

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things i am doing instead of working

+ travel IQ game (can't get past level 6, IQ of 91) via infectedpapercut

+ learning how to get the first piece of cake out without wrecking it.

+ enjoying awesome customer service from zappos

+ reading stuff.

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the coolest ad ever

via ad goodness

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Wednesday, January 09, 2008
procrastination is my middle name.

writing a journal entry to put off doing something much more important? i've never done that before. oh wait.

so i'm supposed to be packing right now. but i don't want to. there's all that sorting business. and packing. and putting stuff away. and doing laundry. and forgetting the laundry is in the washer. and panicking cause its 12:30am and you haven't packed anything.

so... buffalo tomorrow... (or today.. but i hate when people say "today". anytime where you need to sleep before the next event makes it a "tomorrow" event - not a today event).

ok. must. pack. (or maybe i'll just go to sleep and everything will be packed by the magical packing elves)


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Monday, January 07, 2008
spam, part two: trouser snake edition

turn your small knob into a huge meat stick
hamper driver
gain a MAGIC stick to please your partner!
Become a real man - increase your aggregate.
turn your trouser mouse into a monster schlong
There are no losers among the possessors of long d ' ick' s.

see what you miss with your fancy "filters" and SPAM folders?? you never know when you need to know five hundred different synonyms for "penis". seriously.

see part one here

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