Monday, January 30, 2006
the opposite sides of caitlyn always add up to seven.
so did i mention the flood?
now before you get all noah and the ark on me, let me explain.
sunday (which would be yesterday), jewremy and i were watching a movie and kept hearing a dripping noise in the background. my first thought was that ben was urinating on the carpet, and jeremy assumed ben had hung up his wet laundry in the bathroom or something, so we didnt look until the movie was over. and BOY did we get a shock when we turned our eyes from The Rock.
basically there is this stupid asshole--i mean, nice boy-- who lives in an apartment above ours and "always flushes cotton balls and Q-tips* down the toilet", says his roommate. so finally, the toilet had
enough and erupted around 4:27pm eastern standard time. here they are just staring at the leaky ceiling while i run around grabbing pots and pans. notice the water dripping out of the intercom!
when we called the main office, they sent some guy to fix it (lets call him 'douche' for story purposes) and douche went upstairs, flushed the toilet in question and pronounced it fixed. and then left.
meanwhile, his asinine action made the water start pouring from light fixtures and sprinklers in our apartment! - see below
to make a long story short, our main office supervisor called and chewed out (which, hohl, is NOT the same thing
as eating someone out!) douche and he returned and now we live happily ever after with the lovely wafting smell of urine/mold.
?! really, what the fk is wrong with you?! were you not raised by a caring family? or are you the person who nate's grandma accuses of flushing those little paper cups, too!?
10:49 PM link it!