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i write about what goes on in my life. i write about things i think are funny. i write nonsense. i write about bodily functions.

i have a boyfriend/husband named nathan who loves video games. we get along great. about 7% of the time. any percentage greater is purely a curious statistical anomaly.
aww i love nate!

and as our story progresses, you may wonder who i'm talking about.

aside from courageous nathan, our main characters include:
oh. and i teach dance and like accounting. the end.

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Friday, January 20, 2006
roommate relations

and you said boys didn't have any "drama".

so let's just say, hypothetically, that there's this apartment. and for some reason, some of the inhabitants (who shall be called just that, because they do not act like people, but instead like crazy creatures trapped in a cage who spear their own feces around their--whoa, i'm getting ahead of myself here.. let me continue the hypothesis)

anyway, for some reason, the inhabitants like to create little piles--science experiments, really--around the kitchen. for instance, this morning i threw out a compost experiment and later this afternoon there was an experiment in architecture sprouting out of the sink. nate-- i mean, one of the hypothetical inhabitants, said its like we're all setting up for a grand infestation. and the buffet has been laid out.

well, one of these inhabitants (we'll call him Psycho) came home with his girlfriend today and apparently one of Psycho's roommates had become angry that aforementioned girlfriend thew out his beginner's compost pile, so he created a new one, complete with apple core and peelings. this accompanied with the rotting butter sludge (with mystery sprinkles!), overflowing garbage and empty cabinets may have sent poor little Psycho over the top.

so consider this a public service announcement that supplements Psycho's not so subtle PSA. the garbage all over the kitchen floor and the sarcastic sign (see below) proclaiming "throw shit everywhere! infestation is fun!" is merely a polite request to clean up your mess.


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