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i write about what goes on in my life. i write about things i think are funny. i write nonsense. i write about bodily functions.

i have a boyfriend/husband named nathan who loves video games. we get along great. about 7% of the time. any percentage greater is purely a curious statistical anomaly.
aww i love nate!

and as our story progresses, you may wonder who i'm talking about.

aside from courageous nathan, our main characters include:
oh. and i teach dance and like accounting. the end.

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Monday, February 06, 2006
to liver to die?

new instant classics! the latest masterpiece:
said after watching "the 6th day"* in which arnold schwarzenegger gets cloned...

"i hope in the future they can clone me a new liver"

* you know what i hate about movies? i hate how all these movies have the actors "meet themselves". oh wait.. that's just movies that ole arnie is in. (yes, i shortened his name. its not a crime. i couldn't decide between that and nold-negger so just be happy i used arnie.) proof: "last action hero" where he comes out of a movie to find--who else?--HIMSELF?! i have no tolerance for these sort of things.

MAN ON RIGHT: hurry, a-nug, let's get you to the worst scene of this movie STAT!
A.S.: eughh?
M.O.R.: yes! its necessary for you to have a dialogue
with YOURSELF (monologue?).
A.S.: eughh?
M.O.R.: you know, the scene that makes me wish i had a small rodent gnawing my balls off to distract me from your horrible acting.
wiggles eyebrow in disgust

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