Monday, February 06, 2006
to liver to die?
new instant classics! the latest masterpiece:
said after watching "the 6th day"* in which arnold schwarzenegger gets cloned...
"i hope in the future they can clone me a new liver"
* you know what i hate about movies? i hate how all these movies have the actors "meet themselves". oh wait.. that's just movies that ole arnie is in. (yes, i shortened his name. its not a crime. i couldn't decide between that and nold-negger so just be happy i used arnie.) proof: "last action hero" where he comes out of a movie to find--who
else?--HIMSELF?! i have no tolerance for these sort of things.MAN ON RIGHT: hurry, a-nug, let's get you to the worst scene of this movie STAT!
M.O.R.: yes! its necessary for you to have a dialogue with YOURSELF
M.O.R.: you know, the scene that makes me wish i had a small rodent gnawing my balls off to distract me from your horrible acting.
A.S.: wiggles eyebrow in disgust
5:16 PM link it!