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i write about what goes on in my life. i write about things i think are funny. i write nonsense. i write about bodily functions.

i have a boyfriend/husband named nathan who loves video games. we get along great. about 7% of the time. any percentage greater is purely a curious statistical anomaly.
aww i love nate!

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aside from courageous nathan, our main characters include:
oh. and i teach dance and like accounting. the end.

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Thursday, February 23, 2006
embarrassing moment as usual

ahh this week has been crazy! but i'll give you a little anecdote to keep you posted...

so today i was in the ladies bathroom in jacobs, the school of management building, where everyone is wearing "business casual" (unless you had an interview earlier in the day.. then its a full on suit) and everyone's talking about internships and careers and interviews and resumes--basically hell.


i went in the W.C.* and entered the stall (yes, this is disgustingly graphic) and realized some incompetant janitorial staff member failed to secure the toilet paper to the actual roll-rod thing. Instead, it was stacked 2 rolls high (and 200 ply! ha!) on top of the loose TP holder. in my attempt to return order to the world of jacobs' lavatories, i knocked off BOTH rolls and they went cascading to the floor!

i tried to grab them with my foot to no avail and one rolled out into the sink area and i'm pretty sure it was a direct hit on whomever was washing their hands' business formal shoe. i am a disaster. then i went to accounting.

* pronounced: "DOOBLA-VAY SAY!"

business casual toilet paper attire

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