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i write about what goes on in my life. i write about things i think are funny. i write nonsense. i write about bodily functions.

i have a boyfriend/husband named nathan who loves video games. we get along great. about 7% of the time. any percentage greater is purely a curious statistical anomaly.
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oh. and i teach dance and like accounting. the end.



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Monday, May 19, 2008
google analytics, part 2

so every once in a while i like to check on my google analytics site-traffic-monitoring thingy. my favorite part is where it shows what keywords people searched to have the misfortune of finding my blog instead of what they were looking for. i thought you might enjoy them too:
i think my favorite is the "rotting smell from dishwasher" one. because that is they type of searches i do. i google everything and anything.. with mixed results. i like to type in long phrases and questions because i imagine that there are millions of tiny people in a warehouse who work for google who get my question and then frantically search for the answer so that i get my results in ...0.00002 seconds.

a few of my own searches from last week, because why not attract more stray traffic from the bustling information super highway?

Cait* 11:52 PM link it! 1 comments