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about smartcookie
i write about what goes on in my life. i write about things i think are funny. i write nonsense. i write about bodily functions.
i have a boyfriend/husband named nathan who loves video games. we get along great. about 7% of the time. any percentage greater is purely a curious statistical anomaly.
and as our story progresses, you may wonder who i'm talking about.
aside from courageous nathan, our main characters include:
jeremy (ex-roommate.. now scranton-ite)
megan (married one and my once upon a time roommate)
sara (bf 4-eva, aka SPIFE)
hohl (eternally confusing chewing someone out with eating someone out)
oh. and i teach dance and like accounting. the end.
maybe because mims* was at spring fest this weekend, maybe because i'm just gangsta, but either way i can't get "this is why i'm hot" out of my head.
and then while i was doing dishes, stella wouldn't stop chasing her tail.
are these two things related? no, of course not. then why can't i get out of my head the made-up lyrics that i imagine stella is saying (in a gangsta voice) as she keeps circling:
i'm hot cause i'm spinnin' you ain't cause you not this is why, this is why, this is why i'm hot
yeah, try not to get it stuck in your head while you watch her:
