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i write about what goes on in my life. i write about things i think are funny. i write nonsense. i write about bodily functions.

i have a boyfriend/husband named nathan who loves video games. we get along great. about 7% of the time. any percentage greater is purely a curious statistical anomaly.
aww i love nate!

and as our story progresses, you may wonder who i'm talking about.

aside from courageous nathan, our main characters include:
oh. and i teach dance and like accounting. the end.

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Monday, February 12, 2007
even my heart is cold. *sniffle*

so remember when it was in the 60's in Novemeber and everyone* was like "oh, where is winter" and "i miss the snow" and "whine whine winter whine". well screw you guys. it is definitely winter now. and after one day of freezing cold and sub-zero wind chill everyone is all like "oh, its sooo cold" and "its soooo windy" and "whine whine brrr whine". its buffalo people. of course its cold. of course its windy. of course it snows for the better part of EVERY DAY. of course college stays open when all area schools close for days because its SO COLD PEOPLE COULD DIE.

at least we are no longer in the single / sub-zero digits in temperature where walking from my cozy apartment to part-ways on campus resulted in ICE CRYSTALS on the outside of my scarf where it covered up my nose and mouth. yes, ice crystals.

a) i am an explorer in siberia making a long treck to the CFA (we lost johnny a while back, and i think marie lost a nose to frostbite, my, that looks bad) where i will rescue something/someone/find a mountain of chocolate
b) i am making a nature show - with obligatory british/austrailian-accented narration - following the tracks of some dangerous arctic creature
c) i am a homeless person who must keep moving or freeze to death

i guess my over-active imagination isn't so over-active in the freezing cold. its more like on survival mode or something. usually i'm just thinking 'don't fall, don't fall, ok that could be ice! ok slowwww, slowww, must find better winter shoes'.

happy almost valentine's day.

*here's where i admit that "everyone" = me too.

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