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i write about what goes on in my life. i write about things i think are funny. i write nonsense. i write about bodily functions.

i have a boyfriend/husband named nathan who loves video games. we get along great. about 7% of the time. any percentage greater is purely a curious statistical anomaly.
aww i love nate!

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aside from courageous nathan, our main characters include:
oh. and i teach dance and like accounting. the end.

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Saturday, January 27, 2007
105C. cooking.

remember that time when phil and sara cooked sushi and set off our fire alarm while i was in the shower?

oh yeah. that was today.

wait, isn't the principle of sushi that it is RAW, meaning UNCOOKED? you might think so. this was saraphilred sushi meaning it was cooked (and now that i'm done being mean, it was pretty good) and cooked in smoke-inducing sesame oil.

so when the alarm went off and i got out of the shower, we headed downstairs feeling pretty guilty only to see our neighbors standing off to the side. our original plan was to act like we had no idea that sushi cooking could lead to the alarms, but then two cop cars pulled up and one officer got out asking "anybody cooking?" phil had no choice but to meekly raise his hand and admit our sushi smoking ordeal.

"105C. cooking." said the office into his radio.

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