when we last left our heroes...

• fall is almost over
• grammar
• weird things seen while driving
• i am so disgusted
• cat = garbage no longer
• my google search history is special.
• a short list of irrational worries
• maybe some peanut butter would help?
• xmas list, part 3
• last minute!!

links

the rest & the best
please buy me stuff

www.flickr.com

This is a Flickr badge showing public photos from cait4328. Make your own badge here.

about smartcookie

i write about what goes on in my life. i write about things i think are funny. i write nonsense. i write about bodily functions.

i have a boyfriend/husband named nathan who loves video games. we get along great. about 7% of the time. any percentage greater is purely a curious statistical anomaly.


and as our story progresses, you may wonder who i'm talking about.

aside from courageous nathan, our main characters include:

• jeremy (ex-roommate.. now scranton-ite)
• megan (married one and my once upon a time roommate)
• sara (bf 4-eva, aka SPIFE)
• hohl (eternally confusing chewing someone out with eating someone out)

oh. and i teach dance and like accounting. the end.



people i read

BLTD
fussy
dooce
oh joy
lifehack
cuteable
seth godin
not martha
ikea hacker
ad goodness
oh happy day
design sponge
steamy kitchen
a softer world
the superficial
go fug yourself
marmaduke explained





archives
January 2006
February 2006
March 2006
April 2006
May 2006
June 2006
July 2006
August 2006
September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
May 2007
June 2007
July 2007
August 2007
September 2007
October 2007
November 2007
December 2007
January 2008
February 2008
March 2008
April 2008
May 2008
June 2008
July 2008
November 2008
December 2008
October 2009
July 2012

Monday, November 19, 2007
talking about the weather

me: ITS SNOWINGGGGGGGG!!!!!
theboyfriend: not here
theboyfriend: liar
me: it totally just snowed
me: well it's barely flaking
me: but it's totally snowing
theboyfriend: sure you're not seeing you white hair in front of your face?
me: OMG I FOUND ANOTHER ONE YESTERDAY
theboyfriend: [enter meltdown sequence]
me: i didn't pull it out cause i wanted to show you
theboyfriend: you lie
theboyfriend: you kept it to look distinguished
me: eww
theboyfriend: i bet its pollinating its whiteness all over your head
me: yeah i told you if i pulled it out it would hatch all of its friends
me: i should have never pulled that one out
me: i am going to go grey overnight
me: will you still love me?
...
me: i'll take that as a no
me: 3 minutes is plenty of time to respond
theboyfriend: haha
Cait* 12:03 PM link it! 0 comments