Friday, April 07, 2006
milf?
dear mother nature,
you are such a tease.
i know you might be in a relationship, what with all this "mother" stuff, but seriously, what are you doing, putting ideas of short skirts and tank tops in my head last weekend, only to slam your legs shut and change your mind irrationally to about 50 degrees cooler?! and then on top of that insult, you slam us with snow and freezing rain. its enough to make my imaginary boner disintegrate into dust.
now i know we haven't spoken since the
last incident when i upset m. frost, but i am not going to tolerate this nonsense anymore. you are full-bodied (or voluptious as ben would describe you and barbara walters) and we're interested in your warmer, much hotter side. thanks.
lovingly,
buffalo
Cait*
3:11 PM
link it!
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