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about smartcookie
i write about what goes on in my life. i write about things i think are funny. i write nonsense. i write about bodily functions.
i have a boyfriend/husband named nathan who loves video games. we get along great. about 7% of the time. any percentage greater is purely a curious statistical anomaly.
and as our story progresses, you may wonder who i'm talking about.
aside from courageous nathan, our main characters include:
jeremy (ex-roommate.. now scranton-ite)
megan (married one and my once upon a time roommate)
sara (bf 4-eva, aka SPIFE)
hohl (eternally confusing chewing someone out with eating someone out)
oh. and i teach dance and like accounting. the end.
so every once in a while i like to check on my google analytics site-traffic-monitoring thingy. my favorite part is where it shows what keywords people searched to have the misfortune of finding my blog instead of what they were looking for. i thought you might enjoy them too:
rotting smell from dishwasher
"french lumberjack"
"nate grill"
cherry cola 90's cd
cowboys of moo masa
i think my favorite is the "rotting smell from dishwasher" one. because that is they type of searches i do. i google everything and anything.. with mixed results. i like to type in long phrases and questions because i imagine that there are millions of tiny people in a warehouse who work for google who get my question and then frantically search for the answer so that i get my results in ...0.00002 seconds.
a few of my own searches from last week, because why not attract more stray traffic from the bustling information super highway?
