Tuesday, April 17, 2007
keys to happiness
or should i say 'happyness'? because that drive me insane. but i'm getting off topic here. here are some ways to help with the gloomy april depression:
1) Buy pre-made cookie dough. Preheat the oven, per the directions. Open the dough and proceed to eat it. Laugh to yourself that you bothered turning on the oven and switch it off, retiring to the couch with your dough loaf and a spoon.
ok so that's all i got - dough loaf and all. i guess i should not have promised happiness keys. its fking gloomy outside and all i want to do is be dropped in a vat of chocolate and sleep or eat my way out. neither of which is practical.
in other news, i had a dream about sine and cosine. you know - those fellas from like 10th grade math (and probably like 7th grade math, but i don't know what they're teaching these 7th graders anymore). they showed up (in all their curvy glory) and i was like hey - who are you? and they wouldn't tell me, so i had to actually use my brain and realize that, yes, they were mathematical.. functions?* then they slithered away and i came back down from the acid.
*i googled 'define: sine' to find out what they were considered, and all it gave me was long complicated definitions about what sine is. which is what i asked for. but nothing was helpful. its raining. give me a break.
10:05 AM link it!