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i write about what goes on in my life. i write about things i think are funny. i write nonsense. i write about bodily functions.

i have a boyfriend/husband named nathan who loves video games. we get along great. about 7% of the time. any percentage greater is purely a curious statistical anomaly.
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oh. and i teach dance and like accounting. the end.

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Monday, September 25, 2006
i have sold my soul to the wendy's corporation

so there's this new thing i started doing. it's called eat everything in the house until you a) run out of food, b) have a prior obligation (although class is starting to not count) or c) fall asleep.

so yeah, i eat alot. in fact, at 10:48pm, i am STILL eating. i think i am having withdrawal symptoms from not dancing.

oh i hear you, miss "what is she talking about, dance is not something useful or worth missing" debbie downer. well, i'm not kidding. and i will prove it to you.

1. E: water; C: water - ok, i need water too. that one can stay the same.
2. E: protein; C: frosty (Wendy's. preferably with fries. but only if they're just made fries. no skanky old fries.)
3. E: carbs; C: carbs oliveG - ok, i can't survive without olive garden, so lets just rename this to the "oliveG nutrient"**
4. E: fats; C: chocolate
5. E: minerals; C: dance (minerals are not necessary. what are they anyway - rocks?)
6. E: vitamins; C: some form of cheese

there. there are my essential nutrients. as you can see, dance is the 5th one. and i am clearly trying to make up for it by consuming mass quanitites of other nutrients. silly body, calm the fk down. alright good bye, my laptop is staring to look delicious.

*gah, i am such a dweeb. i can't let a simple fun list go by without making a disclaimer that yes, i took nutrition and therefore know that the list is more or less a list of essential items, but whatever. get over it. get get get get get over it.

**ali g?

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