Monday, September 25, 2006
i have sold my soul to the wendy's corporation
so there's this new thing i started doing. it's called eat everything in the house until you a) run out of food, b) have a prior obligation (although class is starting to not count) or c) fall asleep.
so yeah, i eat alot. in fact, at 10:48pm, i am STILL eating. i think i am having withdrawal symptoms from not dancing.
oh i hear you, miss "what is she talking about, dance is not something useful or worth missing" debbie downer. well, i'm not kidding. and i will prove it to you.
"ESSENTIAL NUTRIENTS" v. CAIT'S ESSENTIAL NUTRIENTS*
1. E: water; C: water - ok, i need water too. that one can stay the same.
2. E: protein; C: frosty (Wendy's. preferably with fries. but only if they're just made fries. no skanky old fries.)
3. E: carbs; C:
oliveG - ok, i can't survive without olive garden, so lets just rename this to the "oliveG nutrient"**
4. E: fats; C: chocolate
5. E: minerals; C: dance (minerals are not necessary. what are they anyway - rocks?)
6. E: vitamins; C: some form of cheese
there. there are my essential nutrients. as you can see, dance is the 5th one. and i am clearly trying to make up for it by consuming mass quanitites of other nutrients. silly body, calm the fk down. alright good bye, my laptop is staring to look delicious.
*gah, i am such a dweeb. i can't let a simple fun list go by without making a disclaimer that yes, i took nutrition and therefore know that the list is more or less a list of essential items
, but whatever. get over it. get get get get get over it.
11:06 PM link it!