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about smartcookie
i write about what goes on in my life. i write about things i think are funny. i write nonsense. i write about bodily functions.
i have a boyfriend/husband named nathan who loves video games. we get along great. about 7% of the time. any percentage greater is purely a curious statistical anomaly.
and as our story progresses, you may wonder who i'm talking about.
aside from courageous nathan, our main characters include:
jeremy (ex-roommate.. now scranton-ite)
megan (married one and my once upon a time roommate)
sara (bf 4-eva, aka SPIFE)
hohl (eternally confusing chewing someone out with eating someone out)
oh. and i teach dance and like accounting. the end.
every since i read this post at the sneeze, i can't stop thinking about the Honey Thing. it really is post's chosen mascot of their cereal. The Honey Thing is centerstage, representing honey bunches of oats. no cute little animated character, no cartoon man, just the Honey Stick Thing.
i've never actually used such a utensil, but it is now one of my life goals to own a Honey Stick Thing so that i can.. well, so i can use it i guess. to put honey on my cereal? i guess? i imagine it would be a really good pretend microphone for when i sing in the kitchen. cause the hair brush is not cutting it.
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the year in cities - 2007
starting a new tradition (after seeing it here)... the list will be short this year because i didn't do much traveling (being a college student and stuff). the rules: cities only count if you stay for 1+ night and you can't include cities in the county where you live most of the year.
albany, ny new york city, ny sardinia, ny (uh.. not exactly a 'city') west haverstraw, ny
wow i'm so boring. 2008 will definitely be more exciting!
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how i know i'm getting over my cold
+ my stomach, which up until this morning balked at anything other than grapefruits, breads/cereal or water, downed two huge bowls of minestrone and is currently enjoying brownie batter.
+ i can breathe through both nostrils AT THE SAME TIME!!
+ i realized that signing up for a 9am inline skating class could only sound good to someone suffering from cold medicine-induced dementia.
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Monday, January 14, 2008
ok, last link for today, i swear
thank you to sara's sister for this video.
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possibly the best game ever
thanks to my boyfriend and his hard-working co-workers, i have been playing this awful, horrible game. where you slay boyscouts. with a lawnmower. and its AWESOME.
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
procrastination is my middle name.
writing a journal entry to put off doing something much more important? i've never done that before. oh wait.
so i'm supposed to be packing right now. but i don't want to. there's all that sorting business. and packing. and putting stuff away. and doing laundry. and forgetting the laundry is in the washer. and panicking cause its 12:30am and you haven't packed anything.
so... buffalo tomorrow... (or today.. but i hate when people say "today". anytime where you need to sleep before the next event makes it a "tomorrow" event - not a today event).
ok. must. pack. (or maybe i'll just go to sleep and everything will be packed by the magical packing elves)
Monday, January 07, 2008
spam, part two: trouser snake edition
SPAM SUBJECT LINE GREATEST HITS OF 2007 turn your small knob into a huge meat stick WallopingCock hamper driver gain a MAGIC stick to please your partner! Become a real man - increase your aggregate. ConspicuousRod turn your trouser mouse into a monster schlong There are no losers among the possessors of long d ' ick' s.
see what you miss with your fancy "filters" and SPAM folders?? you never know when you need to know five hundred different synonyms for "penis". seriously. see part one here.
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